Is ole R. Patty.
I saw this cover and thought it was ridiculous, and then heard a story about how apparently he smells awful and Reese Witherspoon is having a hard time working with him because of the smell.
I THINK he's just trying every tactic to make him unappealing to the opposite sex at this point. Because Twilight fangirls are fuckin' bonkers.
So there he is. Done in approximately.... 3 hours. Or something. I think this was my fastest yet. Wooo.