Monday, August 15, 2011

I hadn't painted in like, a year before this. Ain't too too bad for taking a couple of months off from project making.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Last Illustration of the semester...

Is ole R. Patty.

I saw this cover and thought it was ridiculous, and then heard a story about how apparently he smells awful and Reese Witherspoon is having a hard time working with him because of the smell.

I THINK he's just trying every tactic to make him unappealing to the opposite sex at this point. Because Twilight fangirls are fuckin' bonkers.

So there he is. Done in approximately.... 3 hours. Or something. I think this was my fastest yet. Wooo.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Remember this?

Hey, I made it look nice and stuff.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Finalize Open House poster!

I'm in the running out of 4 or 5 other posters! Woo

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Aw snippy snap, I meant to rewrite that as

Missed that extra e!

So the ELY judging ceremony has come and gone, and badabing, guess who got an honorable mention?! YES. That is right. I like to think of it as 'a final recognition of genius' award because I have no idea how else I could have pulled that off.
And a buncha my friends got awards tooooo!
Jon Laing and Rachel Kantor also were honorable mentions, and Miguel Co brought down the house with a 1st place win! Total there are 3 places and 3 honorable mentions. I don't really know 2nd and 3rd place winners, but they were also awesome.

Sooo yeah. Hip hooray. And here's a doodle thing that I forgot I had in my sketchbook.

Ooooh yeah.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

I now have a website!!!


Thursday, March 3, 2011

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Super duper done.

All right! The very last and final version of my Elys.
Finally. FINALLY.

Monday, February 28, 2011

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Another for the story 'The Girl Without Hands'.

And a panel from the comic I won't post up here and I dunno if I'll continue or not. But I might as well post somethin', right?

Monday, February 14, 2011

Russian/Grimm fairytales are full of some silly shit.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011


Hahahahahah man, fuck type. Haaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Wanted: Pony

Wanted: Pony

Date: 2009-07-15, 9:52PM AKDT

My kid is having a birthday coming up soon, and there'll be a lot of children around, so I figured I'd better get a pony.

I suspect there'll be what - about 20 or 30 kids, and I thought a pony would fit the bill nicely.

Please let me know what you feed your pony - hay, grain, whatever, so I know what to expect.

Also, let me know if the pony gets a lot of exercise, or if it just kinda hangs out all day, so I know what kind of shape it is in.

If you do have a pony you could sell, please contact me, and then immediately start putting barbeque sauce in it's bedding or add some Lawry's to it's salt lick - I like to marinade it early and long, so that the flavor is at it's peak by the time I take possession.

If things work out well, I may contact you for other parties I'll be involved in; they kids can't tell the difference between ponies and burger, and usually they're a lot cheaper.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Next two pre revisions

World's most uncomfortable saddle

Date: 2010-01-01, 11:41PM PST

Like a ghastly specter from your darkest nightmare, this saddle has returned from the grave seeking vengeance. Its previous master thought it had banished it to the blackness of the abyss for good, but nay, it was only for an epoch.

*Steel rails forged by LUCIFER himself
*Genuine Auroch hide seat provides maximum chafing

I am reaching the end of my strength, as the madness contained within this dark artifact threatens to consume me. I cannot merely throw this adamantine saddle on the rubbish heap, lest some unwary passerby become transfixed by its lightless glow. No, I must only give this to one with the courage to look into the bloodshot eyes of insanity, and the strength to master it. A wizard with the cunning to master this beast gains an ally of unspeakable power: the ultimate theft deterrent. At the moment the thief straddles your steed, his fate is sealed. Eager for revenge upon mortals, the saddle will visit his arse with blisters that rival the torment of fire and brimstone... a dire lesson he will not soon forget. This same fate will befall any unworthy mortal who in his arrogance, attempts to mount the saddle of doom. Are you worthy?

sanely Aggressive, Territorial, Guard Duck, (Muscovy)

Date: 2010-01-26, 12:13PM PST

This posting is about "MR. DUCKY." When he was a chick, he was my favorite out of the entire flock. He was one of the few ducks that would gently nibble on my finger. He would always let me pet him and feed him spinach. Now he has become a horrible monster of a duck. His nibble has turned into a skin-tearing instrument, his feet have turned into painful, skin-piercing talons. Anything moving in the yard that is non-duck, he attacks. He attacks raccoons. He attacks dogs. He attacks cats. Now he even attacks full grown humans, galloping around the yard with clipped wings like some sort of maniac. Sandals are out of the picture now, unless I want scabs on my feet. This was semi-tolerable for a while, but now he can inflict a fair amount of pain on my calf through my work jeans, and I can't get anything done in my back yard. So this is my ad. If you want a duck that will scare/maim/fight any animal that might be threatening your flock, MR. DUCKY is the craziest damn duck I have ever seen in my entire life. He is only friendly with ducks. I don't know about chickens, but he charges crows or other birds that land in the yard. He is a great guard duck. I have a newborn son that I want to have ten fingers growing up. $40 OBO, MR.DUCKY. Upon pickup, feel free to observe his behavior. He is one-of-a-kind.
Call: 253-[deleted] I live in Bremerton, will deliver.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Children's guillotine

Date: 2009-10-13, 6:55PM CDT

Looking to get rid of this childen's size guillotine, only used once. Has been cleaned and recently oiled, sure to make any child happy! Christmas is coming up soon so don't miss this one!!


Friday, January 21, 2011

I'm working on a longer comic, dudes.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

ELY Poster 2011


Friday, January 14, 2011

Welly welly welly welly welly well, whatdoigothere. I got here a Mega, and a Smitch, and a birthday.

Thursday, January 13, 2011


Yeah, so I've totally been on break, and when I say break, I mean bender.
No, I'm kidding.
School got me real stressed out about doing shit I have no interest in, also known as the ELY: My senior thesis, and so it now and then affects me personally.
But fear not dear audience, because I've been making some grandiose plans that might never see the light of day! In the meantime, I'm gonna make sure I have a good sit down tonight to draw out some comic or other.

But just checking in with everyone. Keep the finger on the goddamn pulse.